Afternoon Tea at Lobster Smack in Canvey Island
Is there a better way to unwind than catching up with friends or family over an indulgent, traditional afternoon tea? We can't think of many things better!
Afternoon tea at Lobster Smack is a relaxed affair, set in a warm environment with attentive staff, delicious food and perfectly served drinks.
We offer afternoon tea every day of the week (except Christmas Day) between 12:30pm - 4:30pm. In order to deliver the perfect experience with every visit, we can only offer this experience to customers that have booked in advance.
Sandwiches, Scones & Desserts
Enjoy our sandwich and wrap selection:
Bacon, Lettuce & Tomato 422 kcal
Cheddar Cheese (V) 337 kcal
Red Pepper & Sesame Houmous, Avocado & Sun-dried Tomato Wrap (VG) 324 kcal
Lobster & Seafood in a Prosecco Marie Rose Cocktail Sauce Wrap 278 kcal
Your sandwich and wrap selection will then be served with wonderfully light Scones topped with Clotted Cream & Tiptree Jam 1278 kcal, along with a range of delightful bite sized desserts including our Cookie Crumb Profiteroles 432 kcal, Chocolate Brownie 609 kcal and Strawberry Eton Mess Shots 308 kcal.
Our full Afternoon Tea menu can be viewed on our food and drink page.
Traditional or Tipsy Afternoon Tea in Canvey Island?
Now that you have decided to book our stunning afternoon tea comes the really hard decision. Do you enjoy it tipsy or with a traditional tea or coffee?
Our traditional afternoon tea is available at £13 a head and contains all of the food listed above along with your choice of hot drink.
For those who enjoy a tipple or two in the afternoon, we recommend our Tipsy Afternoon Tea...
For £19 a head you will enjoy the food listed above alongside two glasses of Prosecco or cocktails* per person (a mocktail variant is also available).
Made your decision? Great!
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We look forward to seeing you soon.
Terms & Conditions
Do you have any allergies? Full allergen information is available for all dishes, please ask a team member before you order your food and drink, as menus do not list all ingredients. We have taken all reasonable steps to avoid the unintentional presence of allergens. However, we cannot fully guarantee that products are ‘100% free from’ allergens, owing to cross-contamination, as we do not have specific allergen free zones in our kitchens and it is therefore not possible to fully guarantee separation of allergens. Please inform staff of any food allergies, before placing your order, even if you have eaten the dish previously, so that every precaution can be taken in the kitchen to prevent cross-contamination.
We cannot guarantee that any dishes are free from nut traces.
Fish and poultry dishes may contain bones.
All weights are approximate uncooked.
Please note that we do not operate a dedicated vegetarian/vegan kitchen area.
(V) Suitable for vegetarians. (VG) Suitable for vegans. (VG-M) Suitable for Vegans, however produced in a factory which handles milk and/or egg, with a ‘may contain’ warning.
This menu is available through pre-order only and may require a deposit or full payment to secure the booking.
Please discuss with management at the time of booking.
Management reserves the right to withdraw/change offers (without notice).